I had sex with 2,084 women, ‘resigned’ because women are too much trouble – 79-year-old man

A 79-year-old Englishman, Lothario Chris Culleton, has revealed he has had sex with over 2,000 women.

Culleton, of Longford, Cheshire, England confessed that after decades of ‘playing the field’ he is now giving up dating to take up fishing instead.

He attributed his reason to ‘women are too much trouble.’

Culleton, who was nicknamed the ‘Longford Lover’ by local policemen who used to see him with different girls, made this disclosure to Daily Mirror.

According to him, he has been a ladies’ man all his life and has gotten laid with 2,084 partners – the equivalent of 33 a year if he started at 16-years-old.

His ‘self-professed achievement’ doubles that of Playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, who claimed to have had sex with 1000 women.

He said, “I met many of the women while I was working as a music promoter bringing bands to Warrington in Cheshire.

“I was such a romantic I turned down jobs with the Rolling Stones and Radio Caroline because of love.

“I had this reputation – it wasn’t all me I was pursued a lot. I had this reputation as a bit of a ladies’ man because I was always seen coming home late at night after I’d dropped a girl off.

“When I was working at Marks and Spencer, I met this trainee manageress, a Swedish girl. I was a porter then and they were all jealous when she went out with me.

“I was walking out of a hotel and there were two policemen outside and they said ‘oh look it’s the Longford Lover’. And it stuck, however it all changed when I met the mother of my son.

“We got married and had a child together, but got divorced in the 1970s after the relationship went sour.

“I now spend my days fishing and I am proud president of the SHAG club, Stockton Heath Angling Group.

“I gave up dating at the age of 77 because women are too much trouble,” the grandfather of two quipped.